There's like a huge, huge line of people downstairs at Borders because Bill Clinton's doing a book signing right now. I think it's supposed to be a big deal.

Anyways, here are Will Ferrell's 10 Greatest Lines

10. There's gonna be a meeting between your ass and the palm of my hand if you don't get off the shed! Now, GET OFF THE SHED!
--"Get Off The Shed" sketch with Mariel Hemingway (I think it was his first SNL skit ever)

9. If you tell anyone about this, I'll f***in' kill you..... I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
--Old School

8. We all know that the moon isn't made of green cheese. But what if it were made of barbecue spare ribs. Would you eat it then?
--"Space, The Infinite Frontier" sketch with Jeff Goldblum

7. I just took a hepatitis test and kicked ass: I got an A, two B's, and a C.
--Terrence Maddox sketch with Lucy Lawless

6. Dustin Diamond, you make Gandhi look like a child pornographer.
--Inside the Actor's Studio sketch with Tobey Maguire

5. Once it hits your lips, it's so good! It's just so good!
--Old School

4. Your mother died this morning..... I'm so sorry. Didn't you get my Post-it?
--Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

3. It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
--"Neil Diamond VH-1 Storytellers" sketch with John Goodman

2. You don't talk to me that way! I am a division manager! People are afraid of me! I drive a Dodge Stratus!
--Dysfunctional Family/Angry Father sketch with Sarah Michelle Gellar

And finally, my most favorite Will Ferrell line of all-time:

1. Can I just say one thing? I'm standing here staring at Bruce Dickinson. And if Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell! And, Bobby, you are right - I am being selfish. But the last time I checked, we don't have a whole lot of songs that feature the cowbell.
And I'll be doing myself a disservice, and everybody in this band, if I don't perform the hell out of this!
--Blue Oyster Cult sketch with Christopher Walken