The Borders downstairs has two posters up right now promoting separate book signings.

One says: "Come meet Heidi Klum"

The other says: "Come meet Art Spiegelman"

In a related story, I just got two separate phone calls from people wondering if I was free for dinner.

One began: "Hi, this is Kristin Kreuk."

The other: "Hi, this is Art Spiegelman."