About a month ago I told you all that Bill Clinton did a book signing at the Borders downstairs from our newsroom. I also told you I didn't bother to get in line for it, that I'd be a million times more excited about a book signing if it was someone like Jessica Alba doing it.

Well, guess what, folks? Tomorrow afternoon -- that's Tuesday at 1 p.m. -- Jessica Alba isn't gonna be downstairs doing a book signing.

However!

Pamela Anderson is.

I have no idea what pop-up book she authored recently, but I have to admit, I'm roughly a million billion times more excited to see her than I am the former president of the United States.

I'm sorry. I was a fan of Home Improvement, what do you want?