Man, I'm so emotional right now. I just realized the bottle of cologne my brother got me for my birthday is empty. What the hell, man. It's just gone. All gone. In five months. I didn't even know I wore cologne.

Also, Jim finally tells Pam that he's in love with her in the season finale of "The Office." She reacts by pulling the "I'm sorry if you misinterpreted things" card, they part ways, and then Jim finds her again at the end of the show and kisses her. So incredibly dramatic.

Actually, maybe that's why I'm emotional now, because the show was dramatic. Yeah, that makes sense. It makes more sense than being emotional because I ran out of cologne.