WTF!!!!

Dude, I didn't think it would REALLY happen.

The best prospect in baseball for Edgar Renteria? Do I know everything that needs to be known here? Did Andy Marte just suddenly lose a chunk of his talent? Did the Braves discover that he's really 29, not 22? Did John Schuerholz drink-and-dial?

Somebody tell me what the hell is going on here!!

This sucks. This sucks so bad.