THE NEW MCDONALD'S CAMPAIGN

I had a craving for a real sandwich the other day. Not just some ordinary, run-of-the-mill sandwich that any punk ass from the streets could eat. I'm talking about a REAL sandwich. A sandwich that stays true to the hood. A sandwich that keeps it real. A sandwich that takes one look at its hoes and says, "Bitch, you betta have my money."

That's right, homie. I'm talking about -- The Double QPC at McDonald's.

Yo, let me rhyme to you for a minute. 'Cause this sandwich ain't got time for no busters. This sandwich is sucka free. Two all-beef quarter-pound patties. Two slices of ghetto cheese. Mustard, pickles, onions, and ketchup? It got those, too. All that funky fresh funkiness gets crunk on a toasted ass sesame seed bun.

Ah yeeah, homie. I'm feelin' me some Double QPC. Let me call my boy B-Dub up.....

D-Bo: Yo, B. I'm starvin' like Marvin Gaye. Let's go grab some Micky D's.
B-Dub: What it is, Son. I'm feelin' that, I'm feelin' that.
D-Bo: Word, B. What you feelin' like? You' feelin like some Double Quarter Pounder With Cheese?
B-Dub: Yo, what? I ain't no punk, Son. I don't do no Double Quarter Pounders With Cheese. What you think I am, some kind of sucka?
D-Bo: I heard that, B, I heard that. Then how about -- the Double QPC?
B-Dub: Did you say the Double QPC? Let's do this, fool.

Drag that fat ass on over and grab the new Double QPC at McDonald's.

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