So incredibly, freaking upset right now. Part of brain that allows me to speak in complete sentences burst into flames.

One of my worst betting sob stories ever. Had 6-team parlay tonight. Went 5 for 5 in early NBA games. Had Clippers as 10.5-point favorites against New Orleans in the sixth. Clippers up by 11 in overtime. Covering. Two seconds left. Game is already over.

OVER, people!

Hornets inbound ball.

Dan Dickau dribbles past indifferent defenders.

Dribbles past half court line.

Shoots 20-footer.

(Gasp!)

Shoots 20-footer.....

Swish.

(Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!)

Clippers inbound ball, dribble out clock.

Win by 9.

Not 11.

My parlay.

My hopes and dreams.

Dust.

All because of Dan Dickau.

DAN FREAKING DICKAU!!!!!