After watching Ron Artest and Stephen Jackson and Jermaine O'Neal punch the Pistons fans' faces in this weekend, I honestly wasn't in much of a mood to watch Cal beat the crap out of Stanford on Saturday. One televised ass-whoopin' per week is enough for me, thank you.

There's 4:03 left in the 1st quarter of the Suns-Bucks game tonight and the Suns have scored 25 points. I swear, it's like Steve Nash somehow brought the Mavericks offense with him to Phoenix.

There's this moment in every episode of Smallville where Clark is alone with Lana and he tells her something along the lines of, "I wonder if I'll ever find the right girl," and Lana responds, "Sometimes, the person who's right for you is standing right in front of you....." You can see Clark's knees getting weak because he thinks he's finally established a connection with the girl of his dreams. Then Lana says, "Alright, I'll see you later," and walks away.
I believe the kids these days call that a "C-tease."

I recently overheard these two tech guys at work debating which computer brand was better, Dell or Sony. It got pretty heated, and at one point the guy who was defending Sony got up and sneered, "Dell computers ain't sh*t."
Personally, I thought the argument was the gayest thing I'd ever heard, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized their argument wasn't much different from what my friends and I do every day, which is argue about sports. Their world revolves around computers, ours revolves around sports. Sony and Dell are for them what the Sonics and Lakers are for us. It's basically the same thing if you think about it, except the computer guys are geeks.

More proof that life isn't fair -- here is the chorus to "Real Big," by Mannie Fresh of the Big Tymers:

House real big,
Cars real big,
Belly real big,
Everything real big.
Rims real big,
Pockets real big,
Range real big,
Let me tell u how I live.
Like that? Buy that!
24's - ride that!
Ladies, gentlemen, gangstas, pimps,
Mommas, daddys, stunnas, shinahs,
Rich, bitch! I'm a real big tyma!

This guy's a multi-millionaire.

A MULTI-millionaire.

A FIVE-YEAR-OLD COULD HAVE WRITTEN THIS SONG AND THIS GUY'S A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE.

Life isn't fair.