Sunday, July 25, 2004

Nobody asked me, but......

--The worst thing a man can become is a fat dad.  


--I often contemplate shaving my head, just so I can preempt the question, "So..... what's new?"

--I used to think the "(screen name) is typing....." option on AIM was completely useless, but now I think it's kind of cool.  If you ask someone a question, and you see that he's typing, and it takes him a minute to type, "It was OK," you can be reasonably sure that he's hiding something.

 
--I'm a firm believer that one man can make a difference.  That's why I'm boycotting everything Halle Berry until she cuts her hair short again. 

--So are any of you guys excited about that new movie Alien vs. Predator?  I mean, AVP?
 
--AVP?! 

--Those skirts that are in right now with girls are a nice trend.  You know, the ones with ruffles?  Anyways.....
 
--Anyone who doesn't believe weed can kill a man's motivation, 
look at Ricky Williams.

--I wish the people who ride their bikes on the road would understand that they're riding their bikes on the road.

--Look-alike of the day:  Party Boy and Mets 3B Ty Wigginton.
 
--One of my coworkers, who's an older guy, asked me the other day why I've never invited him out when I go out on weekends.  I told him I didn't think he'd like the clubs my friends and I go out to.  He asked me why I thought that.  I told him because the clubs are just packed with a bunch of inebriated younger girls.  He smiled.

--If Alex Trebek had balls, he'd arrange a one-on-one, pay-per-view Jeopardy match between himself and Ken Jennings (AKA the Jeopardy Guy).  I think that'd be a great story.  An aging host stepping out of his role to challenge this relentless, seemingly unbeatable monster -- it'd be like Rocky coming out of retirement to fight Drago.

--Speaking of Alex Trebek, you know what's always my favorite moment in Jeopardy?  When a contestant answers a question only two other people in America could answer (or asks a question only two other people could ask), and Trebek responds, "Yeah," in a tone that suggests he really means, "Of course."
 
--In order to prevent any further jinxes, I've resolved to remain mum on anything related to the Braves, at least until we have a comfortable lead in the division....... I mean, unless we have a comfortable lead in the division.  UNLESS. 
 
Phew. 

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