Nobody asked me, but......
--The worst thing a man can become is a fat dad.
--The worst thing a man can become is a fat dad.
--I often contemplate shaving my head, just so I can preempt the question, "So..... what's new?"
--I used to think the "(screen name) is typing....." option on AIM was completely useless, but now I think it's kind of cool. If you ask someone a question, and you see that he's typing, and it takes him a minute to type, "It was OK," you can be reasonably sure that he's hiding something.
--I'm a firm believer that one man can make a difference. That's why I'm boycotting everything Halle Berry until she cuts her hair short again.
--So are any of you guys excited about that new movie Alien vs. Predator? I mean, AVP?
--So are any of you guys excited about that new movie Alien vs. Predator? I mean, AVP?
--AVP?!
--Those skirts that are in right now with girls are a nice trend. You know, the ones with ruffles? Anyways.....
--Anyone who doesn't believe weed can kill a man's motivation, look at Ricky Williams.
--I wish the people who ride their bikes on the road would understand that they're riding their bikes on the road.
--Look-alike of the day: Party Boy and Mets 3B Ty Wigginton.
--One of my coworkers, who's an older guy, asked me the other day why I've never invited him out when I go out on weekends. I told him I didn't think he'd like the clubs my friends and I go out to. He asked me why I thought that. I told him because the clubs are just packed with a bunch of inebriated younger girls. He smiled.
--If Alex Trebek had balls, he'd arrange a one-on-one, pay-per-view Jeopardy match between himself and Ken Jennings (AKA the Jeopardy Guy). I think that'd be a great story. An aging host stepping out of his role to challenge this relentless, seemingly unbeatable monster -- it'd be like Rocky coming out of retirement to fight Drago.
--Speaking of Alex Trebek, you know what's always my favorite moment in Jeopardy? When a contestant answers a question only two other people in America could answer (or asks a question only two other people could ask), and Trebek responds, "Yeah," in a tone that suggests he really means, "Of course."
--Those skirts that are in right now with girls are a nice trend. You know, the ones with ruffles? Anyways.....
--Anyone who doesn't believe weed can kill a man's motivation, look at Ricky Williams.
--I wish the people who ride their bikes on the road would understand that they're riding their bikes on the road.
--Look-alike of the day: Party Boy and Mets 3B Ty Wigginton.
--One of my coworkers, who's an older guy, asked me the other day why I've never invited him out when I go out on weekends. I told him I didn't think he'd like the clubs my friends and I go out to. He asked me why I thought that. I told him because the clubs are just packed with a bunch of inebriated younger girls. He smiled.
--If Alex Trebek had balls, he'd arrange a one-on-one, pay-per-view Jeopardy match between himself and Ken Jennings (AKA the Jeopardy Guy). I think that'd be a great story. An aging host stepping out of his role to challenge this relentless, seemingly unbeatable monster -- it'd be like Rocky coming out of retirement to fight Drago.
--Speaking of Alex Trebek, you know what's always my favorite moment in Jeopardy? When a contestant answers a question only two other people in America could answer (or asks a question only two other people could ask), and Trebek responds, "Yeah," in a tone that suggests he really means, "Of course."
--In order to prevent any further jinxes, I've resolved to remain mum on anything related to the Braves, at least until we have a comfortable lead in the division....... I mean, unless we have a comfortable lead in the division. UNLESS.
Phew.
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